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I, your friendly neighborhood Muzzleflash, WAS JUST ABDUCTED BY NORDICS!!!
Freaking CRAZY right??!!!
Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind
Wait – before I explain what happened during the abduction event let me explain why I think this actually happened:
Ok last night I slept outside. It was a warm cloudless night. I went to sleep easily like any other night.
And I had this “Dream”, and we’ll get to that in a minute…
But OK so I woke up at 5:50 AM suddenly, like jilted awake.
I opened my eyes and saw 3 UFOs hovering right over me.
It was still dark and they were lit up and moving slowly away.
I couldn’t see very clearly so I reached for my glasses, and knocked them over (because my eyes were fixed on the ‘main’ UFO which was the
brightest and biggest one). I fumbled around frantically with my left hand for my glasses and found them, then put them on.
So I saw this one very slowly moving UFO moving towards to other ones, and then they moved to the other side of this large building. So I’m like
immediately thinking about this “Dream” and what happened in it, which I’ll describe in a moment. It matches perfectly with this.
I was thinking things like “I’m gonna post this on ATS omfg! I think I was abducted!?!”, and then one of the UFOs returned and flew back over
slowly, I reached to grab my camera and this very bright slowly hovering large object began to dim – and by the time I was ready to record it had
dimmed off so much I just like “FIGURES!!!” and of course, it cloaked. OF COURSE!!!!! Sigh…
Anyways, it doesn’t matter because what happened while I was on their ship is the weirdest most important thing here. The story.
Some grainy crap footage of a bright object hovering over me in the sky isn’t going to convince any of the hardline skeptics anyways – they’d just
complain and nothing will ever be good enough for them except their own encounter.
**** Important Note ****
I am an expert at identifying flying craft. I can name the specific model of any jet or helicopter merely by it’s silhouette, I recognize all flying
craft known in all air forces worldwide. Including the ability to recognize the new drones, though I don’t know each drone model by name yet, too
many new ones come out. I am in the top .1% of the population when it comes to identifying flying objects from meteors to weather balloons.
This freaking UFO (and to a lesser extent the other 2) did not have flashing lights, and it straight up cloaked in mid flight right overhead. Nothing
we have does that, we don’t have cloaking technology. I watch the sky regularly and have for decades, I know my #. It was NOT a satellite or the
space station, these UFOs changed directions.
**** Note 2 ****
These things were RIGHT OVER me the moment I woke up from an abduction???
Normally I’d think this was just a weird “Dream” but this time I had a significant event that I see as strong evidence that this was much more than
a mere “Dream”. Looks like a Close Encounter 4.
**** Note 3 ****
Though I’ve seen various UFO events in my life, I have NEVER encountered an E.T. nor have I ever thought I was abducted. This is my FIRST
recognizable “Abduction Event”.
The Mother Freaking Abduction Event
Ok it started that I came out of this “slide”, it was like a waterslide at those water parks, it was a black tube. So weird man.
Once I came out of this “slide”, I walked up to this EBE (Extraterrestrial Biological Entity) that was sitting at a station like a receptionist (a
receptionist on an alien spacecraft? GOTTA BE KIDDING ME LOL!!!).
First thing I said was, in pure astonishment “How did you know I was coming? What are you guys able to tell the future?? How do you do that??!!”.
And the alien receptionist explained something like “We planned you’d come”.
Of course, I was NOT aware that I was abducted, I was not aware that they abducted me. I just appeared in this high-tech scenery with these entities
and was clearly mind-blown by it.
They were freaking Asgardians. That’s all I know to compare them with.
What they look like is totally important and I’ll explain that in a few moments because it raises some startling and perplexing questions.
Ok so I immediately asked the receptionist “How can I get to tell the future like you? I wanna do that!”, and this other individual that was
standing there, came up and said “You’re going to get sick”.
I looked around a little bit, and asked “Did you get sick?”, and he responded “Everyone does”.
So I started puking right there, a little bit, and I’m thinking they had some way of cleaning it up immediately. It was like the floor was a big
grate of some sort and it vacuum sucked the puke away. I guess? I dunno man I was a spaceship and I didn’t even realize it at first! I dunno what the
# their tech is! It was weird!
Ok so then, since I’m a super-self centered person I asked them about something important to me. I need insight into the dilemma of my own life. I
didn’t ask them about humanity or the planet or any of that gibberish – I asked them something I need to know:
“Please tell me about JT and why she did this to me? What do you know about her??”
(My history with the person I’ll call “JT” is completely pivotal in me becoming the Muzzleflash you know, and ‘she’ is the one thing I haven’t
figured out at all yet in life, all this other stuff was easy to unravel – but women omg are complete mysterious puzzles).
The guy sat down in this chair and like 15 TV screens popped up showing all these aspects of her life, each one representing themes or traits of her
and what she’s doing lately. I quickly scanned through them and was like “these are all unimportant and don’t answer my question”. I was looking
at each one and saying a descriptive term about it and moving on like this:
“She’s grumpy – no, she’s mad – no, she cheated on her husband – no, she is rude – no, she is crying – no” etc. Through all of these screens.
Then I turn around and she’s literally there walking up to the receptionist. She was dressed in the weirdest cloths too – almost sorta like Lady
Loki’s outfit in Marvel comics. My impression was that she clearly thought she was some sort of diplomat or ambassador to these Asgardians on behalf
of humanity or something. I didn’t catch what she was saying to them, but she looked unphased.
So I walked right up to her and yelled “YOU #ING B****!!!!”
And she flinched and looked over at me all surprised like OMG what is Muzzle doing here??!?!
And I started griping at her like “how could you do this to me? you completely destroyed my life, you’re a horrible person, you’re a liar and a
con, and you’re cheating on your husband wtf?! Who are you cheating on him with??” Then I realized it was me, in this weird way. She was cheating on
him with me. Ooops. LOL!!!
So then I just said “Look, I forgive you. I’m sorry”.
Then something else happened which I don’t remember very well, talking to the aliens, and boom – I woke up with UFOs flying right over me.
They were close and right above me, very bright.