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It was at about 5:50 am. I was fixing some ramen noodles and went outside to piss. As I started pissing I saw a huge craft (looks similar to how the silhouette of Saturn and its rings would look) with red and green lights all around the edges. I don't have video or photographic proof, because I didn't have my phone on me when I was pissing. But I am not lying.